PERSONALITY-PEPPERED Copywriting FOR
FUNKY BRANDS
for product and service-based businesses
Whether you’re in the mood for done-for-you copywriting services or do-it-yourself strategic support, we’ll work together to cook up a copy that’s fun AF and leaves your readers hungry for exactly what you’re offering.
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I know it, you know it, your past clients know it, so let’s just call it how it is—
You’re fun as hell, your brand out-funks everyone else in your industry, and you’ve got rave reviews, an off-the-charts client experience, and a freaking awesome offer.
The only problem is...
your copy isn't communicating that.
you and your offers are the best thing since sliced bread.
Right now, someone’s searching for exactly what you sell.
They’ve got a trio of beverages on their desk. They’ve got 24 tabs open. And they’re clicking through the first 7 of the 8 websites they’ve narrowed their choices down to, trying to decide which business to buy from. But so far, every. single. business. has said the same damn thing.
THE WORDS ARE STARTING TO BLUR TOGETHER, THE QUALIFICATIONS ARE IDENTICAL, AND THEY’RE BEGINNING TO THINK THEY SHOULD CHOOSE THE CHEAPEST OPTION AND CALL IT A DAY.
But then they open up that 8th website and it’s totally different from the rest. They’re laughing, they’re crying, they’re tugging on the t-shirt sleeve of whoever’s in their house to come and look at this amazing business they’ve discovered. They don’t care what the price is because they’ve found exactly what they want.
And that 8th website? It’s yours. Or at least it will be after we work together.
and that's a big problem, because....
A
dash
People aren’t down to buy from just anyone, they want to buy from someone they know, trust, and like, as much as their grandma’s famous brownie recipe. (And yes, in my family my grim gram does have a famous brownie recipe and it’s so stinking good.)
By scooping in generous servings of your brand personality, we’ll help readers get to know you.
By speaking to your audience’s actual problems and desires, we’ll build trust.
And by crafting copy that reads like a one-on-one conversation, and doesn’t sound like everybody else and their mother—we’ll show them just how likable, relatable, and funky fresh you really are.
THAT’S THE RECIPE FOR COPY WITH SPICE.
of storytelling here &
a
pinch
of personality there...
Discovery call, deposit, and contract
Questionnaire and kickoff
call
Drafting
and researching
Live review and final
edits
The celebratory
feast
"Alethea has legit turned our
website into a cash register.
This is not some gross exaggeration, we had 5 inquiries within 24
hours of launching the website with her juicy-ass copy dripping off
the pages.
She's not only helped Dory Dimes develop a website and brand voice
we can be exceptionally confident in, but that also does the heavy
lifting of our marketing efforts. The abundant relief of longer having
social media pressures lurking over our shoulders is *chef’s kiss*.
Hire her or you’re crazy.
—Kirsti Dory
Bookkeeper and Profit Strategist
"By far, one of the best
investments I’ve made in
my business.
The synchronicities of our meeting were magical and I
intuitively knew Alethea was exactly who I needed to work with.
Not only did she PERFECT my wording but she created copy
that could easily evolve with me as I pivot and shift. She is so
extremely knowledgeable and organized that I learned way
more than expected.
There’s so much I could say on a transformation level of
working with her from how she helped me define my message
to confidently showing up to finally having a beautiful blog and
website!! Alethea will completely transform your message and
call in ALL your dreamy clients!
—Maddy Sharp
Mindset Coach + Photographer
"It’s like I wrote it myself…
but so much better."
Alethea is incredible! I trusted her 100% with writing the copy for my website because her questionnaire and process was so thoughtful and thorough. She was able to incorporate my own voice and phrases so perfectly into my site! Thank you!
—Rachael
studio foray
weirdos, woos, & funksters
are welcome here.
I don’t niche in a specific industry, I niche in personalities. And by that I mean, I don’t care if you’re a water bottle dealer, a hair stylist, or a sex therapist—as long as you’re looking to spice things up in your industry and are ready to own being different, you’d be a dream come true to work with.
HERE’S A TASTE OF THE TYPES OF BUSINESSES I’VE WRITTEN COPY FOR:
+ Therapists
+ Hairstylists
+ Brand & website designers
+ Coaches
+ Social media managers
+ Pinterest managers
+ Bookkeepers
+ Systems specialists
+ Medspa owners
+ Clothing companies
...And if you don’t see yourself on that list, let’s add you!
sign me the frick up
+ Virtual assistants
+ Online business managers
+ Marketers
+ Therapists
+ Real estate agents
HANDED DOWN RECIPES &
CRAFT COCKTAILS
You deserve copy that’s written in your voice, speaks the language of your dreamiest clients, and reflects why you’re the cream of the crop option. And when we work together, that’s just the kind of copy we’ll write (with a little SEO–optimization and storytelling strategy sprinkled in). Ready to make stomachs grumble?
yuh, i'm ready
that get served in pottery dish and glassware made by an artist who lives down the block.
NOT SOME CHAIN RESTAURANT THAT’S GOT KETCHUP STAINS ALL OVER THE PAPER MENUS.
